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glovehand:

never forget that tyler seguin flies dudes into dallas gives them jerseys and has them babysit his dogs while they watch him play

What I don’t understand is that Freddy has a jersey that’s from the 90’s. Plus it’s small on him, so maybe he had it from growing up? Lol…

glovehand:

never forget that tyler seguin flies dudes into dallas gives them jerseys and has them babysit his dogs while they watch him play

What I don’t understand is that Freddy has a jersey that’s from the 90’s. Plus it’s small on him, so maybe he had it from growing up? Lol…

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This Educational Video is the Only Parody of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” You Should Watch.

MORE.

OMG WATCH THE VIDEO!
It’s so damn cute and funny!

Lmao that was cute.

#so the female anaconda attracts a bunch of males #who compete to mate with her #and whichever one wins #she eats him #suddenly the song makes a lot more sense 

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This is so cute! And educational.

I got to the sexual dimorphism part and almost passed out from too much adorable science. 

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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But there is so much you don’t see: Seguin and Benn calling teammates to come back to Dallas early to get a head start on training camp. Seguin and Benn showing up in shape – both in the top 10 percent in team fitness testing. Seguin and Benn arranging team get-togethers. Seguin and Benn studying video together. Seguin and Benn challenging each other after putting up zero points in their first two games this season, then putting up seven points combined against the Jackets.
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